Thursday, May 17, 2018

Romancing the Goth Tip #9: The Window to the Soul

(originally posted on 3/28/11)

Greetings my dear Gothlings!

One of the most reliable, yet cost effective (ie. Free!), thing you can do is eye contact. Not just looking into her or his eyes, but really gaze into them. Lose yourself in those eyes! Moreover, spice up this gaze with several emotion laden squints, winks, sad puppy-dog eyes, worrisome eyebrows, and especially mysterious and sultry glances. Then, try to communicate with your lover by only using direct eye contact and facial expressions. If done correctly, after a few weeks of practice, it will seem to each other that you can both read one another’s minds by way of simple glances. This will elevate your bonded relationship to a whole new level, I promise. After all, they say (admittedly, I don’t who “they” are…) that the eyes are the windows to the soul…but it’s true!

See you in the Dark!

Sir William Welles

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